I got this podcast on iTunes yesterday called Scam School. It was the best thing I've ever downloaded, ever. It freaking gave me a free way to get pretty much everything I want. For example, today I made a deal with my mom. The deal was if she won this trick I was going to do, I'd play tennis with her this week. I HATE playing tennis with her. She's really annoying to play with. So she would have fun because she loves to play tennis but no one will play with her because they're 'busy' all the time. Anyway, if she lost, she's have to take me to Hot Topic and buy me an object of my choice.
So what I did was I took a pint glass and put it on the table. I asked her which was larger; the circumphrence of the glass or the height of the glass. She chose the circumphrence. So! I put the glass on a large book and asked her again which was larger. She said height of the glass and the book. Just to make sure, I put the glass on TWO large books and asked her again. She said height again. I measured the circumphrence and it was an inch large than the two books stacked on top of each other along with the the height of the glass. Now I get to go to Hot Topic and get whatever the hell I want. XD

Conclusion: Parents are really stupid and scamming them is the easiest thing in the world. Try it sometime.